Boys

   Okay so there are these two boys that are neighbors with my grandparents. There is an older one and a younger one. My grand parents are kind of delusional and dont know the boys' names or ages. But there is a possibility that the older boy is my age. Sadly, while i was there i didnt get to meet the older boy i only got to meet the younger one. He was cute in the face but was way too young.
   My grandmother decided to bake a cake for their dad who was injured from a 4 wheeler accident. Well when i entered their home it was, not surprisingly, a bit red neck. It was really messy all the way to the living room. There was a giant flat screen t.v. and a bunch of hunting decorations on the wall. Including a whole collection of antlers and a stuffed turkey. Even after all of that i still want to meet the older boy. According to his brother he lifts weights every morning for football. No amount of antlers and stuffed turkeys can change that.
   As i was leaving their house, their mom started talking. She asked me when i was leaving and when i told her that i was leaving the next day she said that next time i should bring a suit and go swimming in their pool with them. I was like "uh". What she didn't know is that my grandma told me that while she was on the deck she saw the boys out side. As the older one was getting out the younger one shot up and pantzed him. As they were getting out the older one hit the younger one in the back with a lawn chair. I don't want to be in the middle of that.